Saturday, December 23, 2023

Free Holiday Collection eBook!

If you are a “celebrator” of Christmas, Merry Eve before Christmas Eve!

To give your holiday traditions a little boost, I’ve created a free ebook, Little Farm for the Holidays: Celebrating the Christmas Season Homestead-Style. 

This little book is a collection of true-life stories to add a bit of spirit and old-fashioned cheer to the season—and maybe, a bit of magic. It’s available exclusively at my newsletter Solstice issue, A Season of Giving

My newsletter is free and open to all, so you don’t have to subscribe to take a look at the book. It’s easy—just click the PDF button.

I’ve included plenty of Christmas stories of course, though I imagine most folks are too busy to read much this weekend. Still, you’ll (hopefully) find more inspiration to help you celebrate all the way into January!

And if you are too busy to read, I hope you’re finding small moments to catch your breath, have a cup of coffee/cocoa/tea/holiday cheer, and enjoy the topsy-turvy-ness of the day.

By the way, if you’re in the midst of the “Elf on the Shelf” tradition at your house, may your creativity keep flowing—to find new and exciting locations and activities for the Elf! 

I really appreciate all of you who have visited here this past year. Whatever you are celebrating this time of year, take care and be well! 


Friday, December 22, 2023

Elf on the Shelf vs Trolls…Final Christmas Countdown, Part 4!

Zip lining Elf at my grandkids’
The Yule Lad trolls, an old-fashioned bit of Icelandic whimsy, are probably a bit too scary for most kiddos. Luckily there’s a relatively new tradition that seems to be giving Santa Claus a run for his money: the Elf on the Shelf!

Of course our grandkids are all over this entertaining holiday johnny-come-lately. 

But at a holiday party this week, chatting with some moms, I learned just how much the Elf on the Shelf, or let’s call it, the EOTS, is a crucial Christmas ritual! 

You’d think parents have enough stress about Santa. But the EOTS ritual represents a whole new level of pressure—which lasts for weeks!

Now, we all know that starting right after Thanksgiving, the grownups in the household are responsible for either hiding the Elf every night, or involving the Elf in various activities. 

Kids can then begin each day with a fun search for the Elf, or coming upon it in an entertaining location. But during all these weeks prior to Christmas, grownups have to put the Elf in a NEW spot each night! 


Playing poker with his “homeys”

I also learned Mom/Dad can’t repeat the hiding spot or activity. So forgetting to move the elf is fatal. 

I heard about two parents who forgot to shift their EOTS until the last minute. Dad had to quickly distract the kids and get them into another room so Mom could move the Elf.

One mom shared about an extremely indignant 4 year old who found his Elf in the same place as the day before. 

The little guy was so cross about it he moved the Elf himself. Which leads to another fatal error: If you touch the Elf Santa won’t come!

The creative pressure, I hear, is immense. Days on end of having to come up with new and different and most of all, fun spots for the Elf! Also, even after kids get older, they apparently still require Mom/Dad to carry on the ritual. 

If you’ve been checking out my series on the Yule Lads, the Lads’ tradition seems pretty straightforward. And dare I say, simpler. Today, there’s only 3 more Lads on the way, with 3 more nights of troll mayhem and pranks.

Although being trolls, all the Lads have big noses, December 22 brings the Lad with the biggest: “Doorway Sniffer.” Since he loves to smell baked goods, he uses that big schnozz to stand in doorways, sniffing out any cakes and Icelandic lacebread he can abscond with. 

On December 23, another hungry troll, “Meat Hook,” arrives with a pole—and a hook at the end. He hovers near the kitchen, and when the cook isn’t looking, he’ll hook any meat from the pan.

The last night of the Lads is December 24. “Candle-Beggar” is perhaps the biggest killjoy of them all. On the most important night of the season, Christmas Eve, the night of light and celebration, he will steal any candle he finds. 

It seems to be by Christmas, the Lads have pretty well cleaned out all the food in Icelandic households! I guess the Elf is looking pretty good in comparison, despite being high-maintenance.

Speaking of Elves and Trolls, our resident Lord of the Rings fanboy, my husband John, and I just had a spirited discussion about both Elves and Trolls—as well as Dwarves, and Hobbits. Santa is reputed to be an Elf…or is he a Fairy? 

If you come down on the Fairy side, you might like Morgan Carey and The Mystery of the Christmas Fairies…It’s on sale this week, details in my post from last week, Christmas Countdown Part 2!

Still on sale though Christmas!


Tuesday, December 19, 2023

Christmas Countdown with Trolls, Part 3

Photo: Official Iceland website
The countdown with those naughty Icelandic trolls, the Yule Lads, continues!

Now, I’m all for the lighter side of the holidays…no movies like “Bad Santa” or “The Nightmare Before Christmas” for me. 

But the Yule Lads are more pranksters, rather than out and out bad. Yet before we bring back today’s Yule Lad, we should know about their mother…

Gryla, the mother of all these 13 annoying trolls, is a troll as well…and actually evil

She was the traditional way people controlled wayward kiddos. In fact, Icelandic parents would let their children know that if they misbehaved, Gryla could come and abduct them!

Sounds like far more effective social control than what the Yule Lads could dish out, simply giving a bad child a rotten potato.

But to me, the Gryla legend seems really dark for Christmastime…so let’s focus back on her offspring. Today, December 19, brings back yet another food-obsessed Yule Lad, “Skyr-Gobbler.” He’s the one who scarfs up the Icelandic yogurt-like dairy product. 

December 20, “Sausage-Swiper” arrives. He hides out in the rafters of houses where meat is smoked, and grabs sausages whenever he can. 

The Lad coming December 21 is apparently not a foodie…instead, he veers on creepy: “Window-Peeper.” He peers through windows to check out whatever stuff is worth steeling. 

You may wonder, with all this bad behavior—nothing but making trouble since December 12–where the heck is the Yule Lads’ father? And why doesn’t he take them in hand?”

Well, legend has it that Leppaluoi, their dad, isn’t quite evil, like his wife—but simply lazy! Maybe not into parenting either. So it looks like it won’t be anytime soon, that Gryla says, “You guys are going to get it when your father comes home!” 

Please excuse my not including all the intriguing accent marks that accompanies these Icelandic names. And many thanks to the official Iceland website for the legend of the Yule Lads! 

Thursday, December 14, 2023

Countdown to Christmas, Part 2 & Holiday eBook on Sale!

In case you missed this Lads’ pic…
A 2nd Christmas Countdown…with the Yule Lads!

And here we are on December 14, to continue our tale of the Lads…

As I mentioned in Part 1, the Yule Lads are a Christmas tradition from Iceland for the 13 days before Christmas. 

To me, this tradition adds a bit of light and magic to the holiday busy-ness.

Starting on the 12th of December, a troop of trolls, the Yule Lads, will creep down from the mountains, one Lad each night, to create mischief in the towns and villages. 

The Lads’ pranks seem to focus on what was really important in days gone by…your sheep, your light during these dark days, and most of all, your food! 

The Lads’ visits do have an upside…they will leave candy in the children’s shoes. But only if you’re good! Or you’ll find a rotten potato instead of a treat.

Today, December 14, marks the arrival of Stubby, the shortest of the Lads…and thus begins a series of raids on Icelandic kitchens everywhere. Stubby, despite his small stature, tries to steal bits of food from frying pans. 

Stubby looks so jolly I figured he could have his pic here twice

Judging by his pic here, he also seems to be the most good-natured of the Lads. Look at that grin! He’s probably happy he’s first in line to scarfing the kitchen goodies. 

The next night, the 15th, Spoon-Licker goes for the spoons used to scrape food from pots and pans. And December 16, along comes Pot Scraper to continue the theme, eating the food any one is dumb enough to leave in the pots. 

The 17th is Bowl Lickers’ night, to lick all the inside of the bowls used for mixing food. Apparently he has zero discrimination, since he even goes for the pets’ bowls!

December 18, there’s a little break from all the food-stealing…Door Slammer arrives to disrupt the holiday peace, by slamming doors all through the night. I imagine he scares the sheep too.

So there you are, those naughty Lads, from December 14 - 18! If you’d like another way to enjoy the buildup to the holidays, there’s always reading a holiday book…And here’s one of mine on sale!

Morgan Carey and The Mystery of the Christmas Fairies, Book 2 of my middle-grade fantasy-adventure series, has been chosen by Barnes & Noble for a special ebook holiday sale! 

Middle-grade fantasy

Feisty 5th grader Morgan and her 3 mischievous cousins venture into an enchanted forest, where a magical Christmas tree leads them into adventure…and danger. The family-friendly novel is perfect for nature-loving kids, grandparents, and fairy fans everywhere! 

You’ll also find the ebook on sale at AmazonKobo ebooks, Apple, and all ebook retailers. FYI, just for fun, I created two different covers, but they’re the same book!

A new cover!

For more Christmas entertainment, you’ll find a country “Tannenbaum” story and a touching Christmas movie in my December newsletter, O Christmas Tree & a Holiday Rom-Com

As Christmas draws nearer, if you’re busy with holiday preparations and feeling stressed, I hope you’ll find a few peaceful moments!




Tuesday, December 12, 2023

Countdown to Christmas…with the Yule Lads!

Stubby the Troll…Photo: Office Iceland website
For all of you who celebrate Christmas, doesn’t this time of year seem to rush by with a swoosh?

If you’re like me, with less than two weeks to go til the big day, you’ve still got a full to-do list of holiday baking, cards, and figuring out gifts. This year, I’m even more behind hand than usual: our Internet satellite dish went kerflooey last Monday.

We are finally back online today, but I lost a whole week of holiday prep. Now, I don’t do a whole lot of shopping, and we keep things pretty simple here at the Little Farm. 

Still, I had a few things to buy online,  since we have Voice over Internet phone, I couldn’t call in my order either!

But over the years, dealing with plenty of power outages and infrastructure meltdowns over the holiday season, I’ve learned to be pretty relaxed about what I can and can’t do by December 25. 

At the moment, being back in the Internet business, I’m feeling quite celebratory—and instead of stressing over having only 13 more days to go, I’m going to have fun counting down to Christmas with the Yule Lads!

Photo: Official Iceland website

The Yule Lads are an Icelandic holiday tradition, with just the kind of fun and whimsy to ease your stress. According to legend, starting with December 12, a bunch of mischievous trolls—13 of them—creep down from the mountains to do pranks, create messes, and steal food! 

Now the trolls do have a positive side. Each night through Christmas Eve, a troll will leave candy and treats in children’s shoes—but only if you’re good. If you’re not, you’ll get a rotten potato instead—which I think is way nastier than the lump of coal Santa leaves for naughty ones. 

Tonight, December 12, watch out for “Sheep-Cote Clod”—his goal is to sneak into your shed and harass your sheep. I’m sure you’ve barely gotten your flock settled down and milked, before the next Lad arrives the following night…

December 13, along comes “Gully Gawk,” who slurps the foam off the milk in your bucket. By now, the sheep are probably thoroughly rattled…but you’re in luck. Stubby, the next Lad in line, will be heading into the house to make mischief.

December 13 also marks the feast day of St. Lucia, another Scandinavian tradition. The youngest daughter of the house wears an evergreen wreath—with candles in it!—and first thing in the morning, serves the rest of the family coffee and sweet buns. 

Which sounds really lovely to me—though the daughters left the nest a long time ago. I’ll have to get my own bun. Still, Christmas isn’t meant to be like a Hallmark holiday movie, all eggnog in frosted mugs, a perfectly decorated tree, and well behaved people. 

The eggnog gets spilled, the cat climbs up the tree and knocks it over, and the toddler is having an epic tantrum! 

At your house, maybe you’re dealing with something similar. But perhaps you can be inspired by the Lads…and despite the messiness of life in general, and all too often, the chaos of the Christmas rush, I hope you’ll find room for joy!


You’ll find O Tannenbaum in the garden, and all about the wonderful movie “Last Christmas” right here in O Christmas Tree & a Holiday Rom-Com, my December newsletter! 


Friday, November 10, 2023

Honeycrisp Mystery

 We’d just caught the bear in our yard, again. 

This time, he was gazing at the Asian pear tree—and presumably, the ripe, fragrant pears that were only 10 feet and one fence away from him.

After more than 5 months of bear “visits” this latest appearance was getting to be old hat! Still, John and I went into the orchard to investigate how the bear had gotten in this time. 

Well, it was the usual way: the bear had found a weak spot in our deer fence, and simply pushed right through the wire. I found an extra length of steer wire, and held it in place as John strung it all along that side of the orchard. 

Ready to go back to the main yard, I saw an odd sight. Our Honeycrisp apple tree was missing a whole bunch of leaves on this year’s growth. As in, entire branches were bare of intact, healthy leaves. 


Though the stems remained, the leaf remnants were ragged, like they’d been eaten.

My first thought was caterpillars—the demoralizing sight of our defoliated orchard trees during our 2013 and 2014 tent caterpillar plagues is burned into my memory. But caterpillars would devour the leaves in the spring, not fall. 

Other insects? Some kind of destructive beetle, maybe?

I carefully inspected the apple tree—up, down and sideways. But there wasn’t a bug on it. Not a caterpillar, beetle, or worm. 

Naturally, I circled back to the bear. With all my recent bear research, I knew they do eat leaves. But that’s in the springtime too, when leaves are freshly unfurled, bright green and full of nutrients. In the fall, bears are all about fruit and other high calorie food. They wouldn’t bother with tough autumn foliage like these apple leaves.

Besides, the bear would have had to climb the tree—leaving broken limbs in his wake. And this tree was intact—unlike the other apple trees the bear had molested this summer!

Anyway, I wasn’t unduly disturbed about the leaves…until one evening, close to dusk, I noticed the tree was getting more and more bare. Every time I looked, more branches were defoliated. Something was systematically hitting this tree!

Then I heard it. The beating of wings, and a shape flew out of the tree. A bird? 

A game bird, by the sound of it.

It seemed completely unlikely. What kind of bird would eat leaves? And keep eating them, night after night? Neither John nor I had the faintest clue—so we just let it go.

But many an evening, if I approached the orchard, I’d hear that same rush of wings. 

Now, John is a great believer in the philosophical notion, Occam’s Razor: to simplify, it means the simplest and most logical explanation is usually the correct one. “I think it’s the bird,” John said, after yet another view of our rapidly deteriorating tree. But I was skeptical.

Anyway, the bear was a far bigger problem. 

We recently had a state Fish & Wildlife officer, Tucker, out to our place to consult about this darn bear—the story, The Bear Strikes Again, is in my November newsletter, just out! When Tucker was ready to leave, John showed him our by now bare Honeycrisp tree—about 75% of the leaves were gone. “What do you think ate the leaves?”

Tucker, who knew everything there was to know about bears, had never heard of a critter that devoured apple leaves in the fall. So John and I were still stumped. 

And now our second Honeycrisp tree was getting defoliated too!

I didn’t know if losing leaves the hard way would hurt the trees—but it seemed it was just one of those Little Farm mysteries. 

Then last week, I was in the orchard, where I was storing chicken manure compost. I heard the rush of wings again—and this time, I caught it in the act! 

A large bird of variegated brown flew out of the second Honeycrisp tree. I clearly saw the ruff of short feathers around its neck.

Photo thanks to John!

A Ruffed Grouse. Mystery solved! 

We’ve had grouse around our place for years and years. Why one of them would start devouring so many of our apple leaves after all this time is still another mystery. 

But with all our years here in the boonies, John and I have learned to “expect the unexpected”! 

For our full bear saga, you’ll find it in my Little Farm Writer newsletter!

Monday, October 30, 2023

Free Halloween Book + More Books on Sale!

Happy Halloween!

Crisp fall days, frosty nights and the end of October means one thing around here—time to share my free middle-grade Halloween and Day of the Dead ebook, The Curse of the Corpse Bride! 

Spunky fifth-grader Morgan finds herself cursed at Halloween—but can the myths and legends of Dia de los Muertos save her?

You’ll find The Curse of the Corpse Bride at your favorite ebook store:  all the ebook retailers, Amazon, Kobo, Apple Books, and Barnes & Noble!

And for grownups…as the days get chillier, are you ready for some heartwarming Irish books? 

Right now, bundles of my Village of Ballydara novels have been selected for Kobo’s special promotion: a 25% off Box Set sale

The Box Sets are a terrific value—several novels are bundled together for a great price.

To take a look at my books, simply scroll down to “A New Story Awaits” to find my Village of Ballydara Box Set Book 1, Becoming Emma, Special Edition, and the Emma Carey Trilogy, Village of Ballydara Box Set Book 2

Three Irish novels and two connected novelettes in one!

The Emma Carey Trilogy is exclusive to Kobo Books too—and you can read any Kobo ebook on your iPhone or Android, tablet or ebook reader!

The Kobo promo code is OCT25–and this special promotion only lasts through Halloween…

And on the homestead front, you’ll find my latest bear updates in my October newsletter—I hope you’ll take a look!

Wednesday, October 25, 2023

Orchard Pest Breakthrough…with Ziploc Bags!

Perfect Florina apple
It feels like a miracle. Just look at the photo!

You may be thinking, what’s so miraculous about a plain ol’ apple, cut in half? 

Well, easy answer: there’s no yucky brown tracks inside the fruit—what we have here is a firm, crisp, homegrown apple.

When we moved to the country, for several years, my husband John and I happily raised gorgeous and tasty organic apples—and without spraying them with pesticides or fungicides. 

We had loads of them to feast on into winter, and gave away lots more to friends and family.

Then seven years ago, we found strange brown trails inside our apples—what we discovered was the apple maggot pest.

Here’s more about this Destructive pest and how it works in your orchard.

Every harvest after that, our apples were afflicted. The brown tracks weren’t so bad the first couple of years, if you weren’t too persnickety. But each harvest showed more and more damage in the fruit—the apple would be soft, and dimpled with little dots. Cutting one open, you’d find big, nasty brown spots and holes. 

They were completely inedible. 

John and I tried an organic remedy: nematodes you buy from the garden supply store. They weren’t cheap: about $40 for both a fall and spring application.

More info here about Good orchard management and nematodes.

Sadly, even after applying them for several seasons in a row, they just didn’t work: we had nothing but fruit full of brown stuff. For a while, I gave a bunch of damaged apples to my sister for her horses, but the fruit became so horrible even horses would turn up their noses!

Enter my orchard epiphany: to try a whole new orchard strategy. It involved dedicated spring tree pruning and summer fruit thinning, and something new. 

Covering the young, developing fruit. With sandwich-size Ziploc bags!

Newly harvested Florina apples, still in their protective “covers”

I didn’t come up with this Ziploc idea—I discovered it from a food gardening expert. And I resisted it for a while. I mean, what this world does not need is more plastic use!

But I’m absolutely delighted to say, It works!

John and I did our best to limit our apple production with the pruning and thinning, so we didn’t have the hundreds and hundreds of apples to deal with. I think we produced maybe 60 or 70 apples this year—so we didn’t even use up one package of Ziplocs. 

On through the apple harvest, we picked William’s Pride, Tsugaru, Akane and Red Gravenstein—the ones the bear didn’t get. And then our largest harvest, Florina! And each apple was as clean as a whistle. 

Apples right out of the plastic bags

Well, inside the fruit. 

The one downside to Ziplocs is that earwigs (creepy-crawly insects) sneak inside the bag, leaving little black bits behind—which I can only assume is earwig-poo. You can see the black bits in the enlarged photo above. 

The thing is, if you go organic with your fruits and veggie growing, you’re sure to see various pests.

But washing your apples takes care of that! 

Washed fruit ready for the fridge

Rinsing out the Ziplocs, we’re planning to use them again next summer. I don’t think I’ve ever been more excited about growing apples. Fingers crossed this strategy will work every year!

For more about our bear visitor, and other homesteady stories, c’mon over to Little Farm Writer!



Monday, October 16, 2023

Storing Your Crops & Garden Class Insights

Our deep freeze bursting with berries
Raising food in your backyard or on your homestead is pretty straightforward, right? 

You put seeds or starts in good soil and weed regularly, keep the critters away, and voila! Homegrown fruits and veggies! But finding the best ways to store your garden bounty can feel pretty complicated. 

And as it turns out, food storage was a popular discussion in my recent Community Ed workshop, “Grow a Homestead-Style Food Garden.” 

Most people who take the workshop are getting started with a backyard food garden. But in this recent class, about half the students had larger plots of ground to manage—anywhere from a few acres to a couple of dozen. 

Some folks with those acreages had established orchards and berry patches. And being harvest-time, for most of the students, storing their crops was top of mind. 


If there’s one thing I’ve learned about food gardening in my 17 years on our homestead, there’s an easy rule of thumb:

Plan to grow only what you can comfortably eat or store. 

Now, having a good sized garden, I totally get biting off more than you can chew. In our early days, because we had so much room, my husband John and I planted 25 fruit trees: apple, pear, Asian pear, apricot, and plum varieties. 

25! For a two person family!

Then there were the two kiwis (the female never bore fruit, so sayonara) and three grapevines (took out one that got too huge as well). And let me tell you, we had a time trying to store or find homes for all that fruit. It was almost a relief when many of those trees developed blight or scab and we had to take them out too.

Then there’s all the berries we raise: blueberries, strawberries, marrion berries and other cane berries. 

However, the nice thing about homegrown produce is that if you get it in the fridge right after picking, it lasts far longer than the fruits and vegetables from the grocery store. So for a quick overview of crop storage, let’s talk…

Managing Fruit Storage

Luckily, storing berries is pretty basic: whatever you keep for fresh eating goes in your fridge. As for “putting up” your extra berries, you can freeze them or make jam. 

Whatever you do, berries should be eaten or processed within a few days of picking. 

Tree fruit in the fridge has a bit longer shelf life. The secret is to pick it just at the point of ripeness. (If you wait until the fruit is falling off the tree, it won’t keep nearly as long.)

Plums and Asian pears will stay nice for a couple of weeks, apples in the fridge will stay fairly crisp maybe three weeks or so. After that, depending on the variety, apples tend to get a little soft or mealy. We have a “Florina” apple that is a good storage apple—and will keep well for a couple of months.

If, like John and me you have a second fridge, hopefully you have enough fridge space for your harvest. Again, try to produce only what you can comfortably deal with!


Too much of a good thing!

The Asian pear tree above is a classic case of simply producing too much fruit…which is on us. We should have pruned it and thinned the fruit far more aggressively. We ended up with more fruit than we could pick, store or put up, and pears falling all over the place. 

If you can’t manage it all, and the fruit starts to ferment, you’ll find your garden overrun with wasps. (Did we ever!) Or if you’ve just got too much fruit in your yard generally, you might get a very large, especially unwanted visitor…

You’ll find more about wasps and that visitor in my October newsletter, “Year of the Wasp(s) & a Treat for Animal Lovers” !

Managing Veggie Storage

I keep potatoes in our fridge. It’s a little cold for potatoes, and the temperature will turn some of the starches into sugars, but it works fine for me. Keep in mind that apples and potatoes shouldn’t be stored in close proximity—it speeds up apple fermentation.

Onions: once the stalks are cured and I’ve cut them off, I keep in our unheated shop. When we get temps below the mid-20s, I bring them into the house until it warms up.

Our garlic harvest—again, after the stalks have cured up and been trimmed—goes in the pantry. It’s cooler than the rest of the house, and my homegrown garlic stays in pretty good shape until mid-winter or beyond.

Carrots and parsnips: the fridge. As you’ve probably guessed, our second fridge is a lifesaver! 

Tomatoes: we have maybe one good tomato year out of three. When we have more than we can eat, I roast my tomatoes in olive oil and seasonings, then freeze. Same with zucchini: sauté or roast the extra, then freeze.

Green tomatoes, you can ripen in the house wrapped in newspaper. Or you can eat ‘em! Lots of students were big fans of fried green tomatoes. One gal mentioned her grandmother used to pickle green cherry tomatoes, which she loved.

Fall planted spinach

If you sowed greens in late summer, hopefully they’ll get growing before the cold hits. Mulch well so they can overwinter, then you can pick as needed in spring! Like other homegrown produce, your greens will last much longer in the fridge than store-bought.

I’m not sure my spinach here will grow enough for successful overwintering, but I am ever hopeful! 

Drying Fruits and Veggies

Lots of gardeners, including some of my students, dry all kinds of produce with good results! 

John and I tried drying fruit in our early years. What we found was that the drying process attracted clouds of fruit flies and other pests. And the aroma spread over our entire yard—not a good thing when you have bears around!

So regretfully, we gave up on drying. 

Root Cellars and Crawlspaces

One student asked about root cellars. We don’t have one—with the vast vole and other rodent populations around our place, we would need to install one of those concrete bunker-style models.

But I understand cellaring, with its below-ground temperature and humidity is a great option for root vegetables: potatoes, onions, carrots and parsnips. I mentioned hearing about folks keeping food in their crawlspace.

Again, we can’t do that with all the mice, but I’ve heard it works for lots of people who don’t have to be concerned with rodents. One student thought her crawlspace would work fine for her. 

If you can’t use your crawlspace or basement: Parsnips keep beautifully in their beds well into winter! At our place, I often have to time my picking for between deep freezes, but they’re still nice and sweet. I’ve found carrots degrade somewhat, left in the soil too long—plus our frequent freeze-thaw cycles makes for a lot of soil heaving. Then the top part of the carrots get frozen and go downhill fast.

Cooking Your Garden Bounty

The really fun discussions were about preparing the fruits of your labor! Someone asked, “What can you do with rhubarb besides pie?”

I suggested stewing with some frozen berries, and I’d heard roasting is good. Another person asked about parsnips—going beyond roasting or in soup. I said, “I don’t have a big repertoire with parsnips, so that’s all I do.” 

Then another student chimed in and said they’re great mashed with other root veggies. Which is actually popular way to prepare parsnips in Ireland! 

Moving beyond food storage…

Irrigation in your Garden

I had a question about irrigation. I mentioned that we have a well, and since summers are dry here in the Foothills, I’m very careful with water use. As a result, I water each crop according to its needs, rather than watering everything the same amount.

For example, blueberries are shallow rooted and need frequent watering. But asparagus has roots below the surface and I water those beds only every couple of weeks or so. My food garden is pretty spread out, with lots of landscaping features, which would make an irrigation system more of a challenge for us.

If you have a food garden that’s sort of contained, i.e., all your crops are in the same area, I think irrigation would work great.

Cardboard in the Garden

Lots of these folks with acreages had neglected garden beds and wanted to get them productive again. 

I suggested a cardboard “killing mulch” over the winter. One student, a landscape gardener, said that she totally depended on cardboard! She recommended asking your favorite stores what day their cardboard recycling gets picked up. Then just show up the day before, and there’s all that cardboard free for the taking. You’ll make out like a bandit!

Food Storage in a Nutshell

If you’ve raised too much food, and you just can’t find places to put it or people to give it to, harvesting can feel like a burden. But when you’ve been judicious about how much you produce, putting up or storing your harvest bounty will be a pleasure!

You can find me at www.susancolleenbrowne.com …and for lots of homesteady stories, visit Little Farm Writer…I’d love to hear from you!




Friday, September 29, 2023

Harvest-time and Happy Michaelmas!

Michaelmas-time harvest!
After feasting on your garden’s bounty, watching the growing season wind down is a bit bittersweet, isn’t it?

Yesterday evening, it was down in the 40s at our place and the fourth day of rain. Still, in between showers, I was able to get a nice little picking of three quarts of blueberries!

I also scored a few zucchinis and a handful of tomatoes that hadn’t split from the cold and wet weather.

I’ve never had my Chandler blueberry shrubs still bearing at the end of September, and I expected them to be really sour. What a treat, then, to find them as sweet as the ones I picked three weeks ago.

The tomatoes still had some nice flavor, which was also a nice surprise! 

Today, September 29, is Michaelmas, the traditional feast day celebrating the harvest. As a food gardener, I think about how, back in the day, the harvests were precious—the food had to last for a whole year. 

Here at our place, we’ve got garlic and onions stored to last through the winter; enough potatoes for the next couple of months, and a fridge full of apples. Our second crop of carrots, as well as our parsnips, will be ready for harvesting within a couple of weeks. 

So today, recognizing this olden-times tradition seems like a wonderful way to recognize the fruits of your food-raising labor. 

Today we’ve got a sunny, warmish day, and garden chores are waiting for me! Instead of writing something new, I’m sharing (reposting) our Michaelmas celebration from two years ago…


Michaelmas, or the Feast Day of St. Michael and All the Angels, is an old-timey holiday that was celebrated September 29. 

In the British Isles, Michaelmas traditionally marked the day the grain harvest was pretty much done. People would celebrate with a feast of roast goose and all the trimmings--and the landlords would be pretty happy too because harvest time meant farmers could pay the rent.

Michaelmas also gets a mention in many of the historical BBC series John and I enjoy, created from classic English novels like Jane Austen's or Elizabeth Gaskin's. Those English-country worlds are very idealized, sure, but we all need a wee farm fantasy once in a while!

John and I like to recognize Michaelmas as an early start to the autumn holidays. We set out our set of fall figurines that remind me of an old-fashioned, New England apple farm, and they help brighten the house after the fall rains arrive and darkness comes earlier and earlier. 

We also like to celebrate our own little harvest time. The blueberries are done--we each had our last bowlful of fresh ones this morning--but we're still picking cukes, tomatoes, and zucchini. The fridge is brimming with apples, potatoes and carrots; garlic and onions crowd the pantry.

We definitely won't have roast goose though--a few years back, we bought a crazy-expensive, locally-raised, pastured goose, and I roasted it like turkey. And had to wonder, did I do it wrong? It was tough and gamey- tasting, and given the $40 we spent, we decided never again. 

So I'm preparing beef stew, full of our own vegetables, inspired by a super simple recipe I found in the October issue of Country Living magazine: Braised Beef with Tomatoes and Onions. I'll also make a cucumber salad with the gigantic cuke I found a couple of days ago. And with all the apples around, I think an apple dessert needs to happen. 

After all, with Halloween just around the corner and Thanksgiving not far away, fall is a glorious time!

Back to 2023… Tonight, the harvest moon—that is, the first full moon after the autumn equinox—is a “super moon” so it appears much larger than usual. I hope you’ll take time to gaze at the night sky and enjoy the sight!

Tuesday, September 19, 2023

Homestead-Style Gardening Class & Irish Novel on Sale!

Part of my summer homestead garden
Looking for a little guidance for your food gardening this fall?

My community college workshop, “Grow a Homestead-Style Food Garden”  is happening next week, Tuesday, September 26! 

We’ll cover lots of sustainable gardening techniques, as well as composting and natural fertilizers…plus a handy timeline for your gardening tasks and activities throughout the year. 

Even if you don’t take the class, accessing all this information is easy! All the course content and more can be found in my free ebook, Little Farm in the Garden. Available at all ebook retailers, you’ll find the Store links on my website. 

 If you’d rather, you can get the PDF on my website too. 

The August photo above features parsnips on the left, and a newly seeded carrot bed on the right, two of our fall mainstays. Center is a bed of cucumbers, and past the carrot bed, our largest marrionberry, two of our favorite summer crops. 

Little Farm series, Book 3

Since growing food is sort of a “calling” for me, writing Little Farm in the Garden was hugely fun—and a way to share lots more information than I can convey in a workshop. I hope you’ll take a look!

Quick update September 21–my Irish novel, The Galway Girls has been selected for a 30% off ebook sale!

4th book of my Village of Ballydara series

The novel, which has a fun gardening thread inspired by some of my homestead experiences, is now 30% off at Kobo books. To check out The Galway Girls, simply click the link, and scroll down to the “Find your new favourite story” carousel! 

Kobo Books has a helpful reading app so you can read ebooks on any device, and a great new “read for free” subscription service too…The promo code for this sale is SEPT30…and it ends October 1!

Saturday, September 9, 2023

DIY Dryer Fix

Our clothes dryer, at 17 years old, had plenty of quirks. But the latest was one we just couldn’t live with.

It had, like, quit drying.

“Maybe it’s time to buy a new dryer,” said my husband John. 

He had a point. For years, the control panel of this appliance had a life of its own: lights blinking, annoying beeps going off for hours at a time without rhyme or reason. 

Then, not long ago, the settings I regularly use, “Normal” and “Permanent Press” would start the dryer…but go for only about 10 seconds. Then the dryer would just turn off. 

I jollied this latest quirk along by using the timed settings, 30 or 45 minutes. But then this week, after I had a load of two flannel sheets going for around three hours, and still as damp as damp could be, I had to admit defeat. 

This dryer was pretty much toast.

But after John suggested a new dryer, I sort of cringed. We’d had to replace our dishwasher a few months back, and we just couldn’t really afford the expense of another new appliance. 

You might ask, how come you headsteaders aren’t using a clothesline?

Well, a few reasons. We have a lot of birds around the yard, and they love to roost on poles, like you might afix a clothesline to. And when they roost, they…drop stuff. If you get my drift. Nothing you want on your clean laundry!

The second reason, is well, fall is on the way, and our rainy climate isn’t very conducive to hanging laundry outside. And the third…well, I don’t know how I would find the time! 

Anyhoo…back to the dryer:

“Let’s see if it’s worth repairing,” I said, and got out the business card of a local repair guy who had fixed our freezer a couple of years ago. Then I had a brainwave. “But first, how about we check the vent.”

A while back, my daughter’s relatively new dryer wasn’t drying well—and the culprit turned out to be a vent full of lint. Maybe that was our dryer’s problem.

So two days ago, John found the necessary screwdriver, and got the outside vent cover off. We looked inside, and it looked okay. I stuck my arm a ways into the vent and felt around. Sure, there was some lint here and there, but again, nothing blocking the air flow. 

“Looks like that was a wash,” said John. I prepared myself for the best option: a sure-to-be-costly service call. Then I had another epiphany. 

“Let’s try looking at the lint trap,” I proposed. 

Our lint trap structure is again, one of the dryer’s quirks. The trap works great, but there’s this odd cavity area beneath the lint trap, where every bit of lint that doesn’t get caught in the trap falls down.

John got another screwdriver, a Phillips this time, and undid the lint trap structure so we could get a look down there. “Hold on,” I said. Not wanting to tempt the electricity gods, I figured it was a good idea to switch off the dryer breakers. So now we were set.

The angle of this cavity meant you couldn’t really get a direct view of it, so John fetched a stick from the shop (he has any number of handy little gewgaws for repairing stuff) and handed the narrow, two-foot long stick to me.

Sitting on the rug, I eased the stick into the cavity and felt something…soft. Pillowy, even. 

Pushing a little harder, I could feel more pillowy material. Like, a lot of it. Using the stick, I began to pull up whatever it was, and brought up a handful. Then poked the stick around some more. “You won’t believe this,” I said to John. I was discovering… Holy Moly…

Yours truly, hauling out lint

This whole part of the dryer had a huge pile of lint stuck in it!

I was able to squeeze my hand down into the cavity, and began yarding out lint. Clumps of it, one after another! For about 20 minutes, I pulled out lint, while John stood by for moral support. And to take pics…plus occasionally cheering me on.

That’s some pile of lint!

How many times had I heard lint buildup can cause a fire? Pulling out this massive pile of lint, I cringed again, as in seriously, thinking of what a fire hazard we’d had right in our laundry room. 

I’m sure all that lint had wreaked havoc with the control panel—no wonder it kept beeping. Trying to tell us something!

I’m just glad we didn’t find out about all the lint the hard way.

After I got every last shred of it down there I could reach, I said, “This should do it.” 

“Now to test it out,” said John. 

The dryer interior had gotten pretty dusty from the dirt around the lint trap structure, so I gave it a little cleaning. 


Here’s the cavity below the lint trap structure

Then, after turning the breaker back on, I loaded in some towels that had been sitting in the washer since the day before, waiting to be dried.

And turned on the dryer…

Not wanting to jinx the process, I just let the dryer run for its 45 minutes without checking on progress. It behaved very well, no untoward beeps or blinking the whole time. Finally, I opened the dryer door to find…

Dry towels! They were completely dry! 

Since then, I’ve put two more loads in the dryer, and yippee, they both came out perfectly. 

Tip: if your dryer isn’t behaving, you can’t go wrong checking out the lint backup. But first, be sure to turn your dryer breaker to OFF!

PS…Interested in bees, blueberries and bears? I hope you’ll check out my September newsletter, Late Summer Pollinators & Homestead Varmints …Read it for free and no need to subscribe!



Monday, August 28, 2023

Downtown Abbey’s Butterfly Cake vs Same-Old Berry Buckle

Here in the Foothills, days of wildfire haze and smoke has kept me and my husband captive indoors.

In the last 10 days, we’ve had only two smoke-free ones. And after one full week of smoke, we both needed a little (actually more than a little) consolation for being cooped up all this time. Since our big blueberry harvest means we’ve got berries coming out of our ears as the old saying goes, I decided on one of my go-to summer desserts: blueberry buckle. 

I’ve got a recipe I’ve been using for years…but I made some minor modifications to the cake portion of the recipe, to make it a wee bit healthier: some olive oil in place of the butter, and little less sugar. 

Problem:I hadn’t been too happy with this version for a while. You know when you take a bite of something you’ve baked or cooked many times, and it just doesn’t taste as yummy as you want it to? Well, that’s exactly what happened with this recipe.

Three days ago, fed up with smoke, I figured we deserved a “treatier” treat. I scoped out a bunch of recipes, looking for a richer version of the buckle I’d been making all these years. And in one of my new cookbooks, I found it!

A lovely cookbook

The Downton cookbook is wonderful for those times you really want to treat yourself and feel like the British gentry!

The recipe I found is for “Butterfly Cakes,” a cupcake recipe. Only I used it for the cake portion of my buckle. The recipe is very similar to my original buckle I posted, but with a “scosh” less flour and an additional egg. I deep-sixed the olive oil substitution to go all out on the butter, and used the full amount of sugar. 

Here’s recipe for Downton’s Butterfly Cakes:

1 2/3 cup flour

1 1/4 teaspoon baking power

1/2 t salt

Whisk the dry ingredients together

In a separate bowl:

1/2 cup butter

3/4 cup sugar 

Cream together until fluffy, then add

2 large eggs, beating well

1/2 teaspoon vanilla

But there’s one more ingredient: 1/2 cup milk, but hold on…

Add half the dry ingredients to the creamed mixture, add the milk, then blend in the rest of the flour mixture

Now here’s where I improvise: I use a 10-inch buttered pie pan

Spread the batter in the prepared pan, and top with two-plus cups blueberries (Tip: After rinsing, I let them dry on a towel to avoid adding sogginess)

For the streusel, I used the original recipe: 

For the crumb topping:

½ cup sugar 

½ cup flour

½ - 1 teaspoon cinnamon (we like cinnamon a lot)

¼ cup butter

Mix the sugar, flour and cinnamon. Cut in ¼ cup butter and combine until crumbly. Then I improvised again…

In a wonderful synchronicity, the same day, I had come across Ciara Ohartghaile’s recipe for Blackberry buckle in her “Gorse” newsletter. The recipe had a lot of similarities, then I saw she had added slivered almonds to her streusel. Brilliant!

Instead of almonds, however, I used about a 1/2 cup of toasted, chopped pecans. 

Chopped pecans add terrific flavor and a wee bit of wholesomeness

Back to the recipe: Sprinkle the streusel over the berries.

Bake at 350 degrees for around 50 minutes. I generally use more berries than the recipe calls for, so my buckle takes a longer baking time—maybe closer to 1 hour. I just watch it carefully for the last 15 minutes or so! Let it cool an hour or so to set…

Then…feast! Melt in your mouth delicious!



Saturday, August 19, 2023

Awash in Blueberries!

Thank goodness for extra yogurt containers!
Ahoy, Matey! It’s mostly just pics this week, as I am currently drowning in blueberries. 

After picking until dark last night—7 quarts—I stayed up way past midnight to process the take from the previous day’s picking…rinsing, air drying on towels, then setting them on cookie sheets to freeze. That was about 5 quarts. 

For this afternoon’s project, I’m looking at about 4 quarts in the pail, and 5 in the yogurt containers.

But wait! There’s more…

I’m also thinking of making a Blueberry Buckle, one of my favorite recipes… It’s a convenient way to use up more berries!

When I come up for air, I look forward to posting about something other than blueberries! 

Thank you all for reading! Are you a gardener drowning in summer produce too? I’d love to hear from you—I’m at www.susancolleenbrowne.com ðŸ˜Š

Friday, August 11, 2023

Berries, A Michigan Backyard Farm, and Jane Austen!

A terrific year for blueberries!
I just can’t keep up…

With our blueberries, I mean. Our shrubs are going nuts this season: I’m harvesting five-six quarts each day, but I can’t pick and process the berries fast enough. 

In fact, I’ve had to stay up late several nights in a row to get the berries into the freezer before the next day’s onslaught of fruit!

I have only myself to blame, though—I didn’t get around to pruning my shrubs back in April. I told myself that missing a year would be okay—and this month, I remembered I’d done only light pruning the year before that.

As a result, some plants are overbearing…so as it turns out, skipping a year was not my best move. And I will probably pay the price with lower production next summer. In any event, I’m planning to give my shrubs a very thorough pruning in the spring.

Still, it’s been fabulous, eating my fill and then some every day this month!

I’ve included my fave blueberry dessert recipe in Jane Austen and the Internet , my August newsletter, just out! Besides a bit about Austen’s novel Sense and Sensibility, you’ll find a quick bear update and more. My newsletter is free and open to all, so I hope you’ll take a look!

No time for reading? Here’s a terrific mini-series!

And a treat for food gardeners…

I highly recommend my favorite newsletter, The Suburb Farm, from Erin, a Michigan gardener and beekeeper! 

My family lived in central Michigan during my teen years, and Erin’s lovely, thoughtful gardening newsletter brings back good memories of days gone by. She shares lots of beautiful photos and helpful food gardening tips, and I’ve even learned a fair amount about backyard beekeeping. 

What’s truly amazing is the impressive amount of fruits and veggies she and her family produce from their backyard!

What’s especially fun for me is that her posts and pics remind me of all the Michigan summers that my sister and I picked scads of plums from our backyard tree. Despite the Midwest heat, the two of us would bake every plum dessert you can imagine. 

I imagine your August is crazy busy…but I hope you’ll take a moment to spend some time in a gorgeous Michigan garden

Thursday, August 3, 2023

Beware the Zombie Herb

 One pot.

From one small potted herb, brought from our city garden 17 years ago, a veritable plague has sprouted. I’m talking about oregano.

I used to have several pretty perennial beds, filled with well-behaved bee balm and purple palace heuchera. But oregano, which sneaked into the beds, has pretty much sucked the vitality out of the other plants.

Once upon a time, bee balm filled this bed

As you see, there’s only a few bee balm blossoms trying to hold their own.

A couple of weeks ago, I took my little weed-eater to a bunch of oregano encroaching into my patio, and mowed it down to the nubs. Within days, it was growing again, and now there’s a bunch of perky little crowns that look stronger than ever.

Earlier this week, I was weeding a neglected, empty bed, and saw to my dismay it was carpeted with tiny oregano seedlings. Most weeds that size, you can easily pull out, no problem. But oregano has robust, wiry roots, even in the tiniest plant.

I took a hoe to the seedlings, but I don’t have a lot of hope my puny efforts will keep them from growing. 

Once the crown gets established, you’re in trouble. 

Are you a fan of All Creatures Great and Small? I just started the series, and there’s always lots of scenes with the young veterinarian attending a cow giving birth, and having the pull like mad to get the calf born. 

Pulling on a well-established oregano crown from the soil feels something like this! And if you’re like me, yarding out oregano guarantees you a wonderful case of elbow tendonitis. 

Gardeners in the know tell you to beware of mints: keep them in a pot, or a separate bed. But contain them, whatever you do. 

But in my experience, mint of all sorts, even the hardy peppermint, has nothing on oregano. 

The bed below used to be a lovely little herb garden, of thyme, lavender, and yes, a variety of mints: chocolate mint, spearmint, and peppermint. Now it’s oregano from stem to stern…

Oregano has just about smothered the mint here!

Just like with rock-paper-scissors, and scissors cuts paper and paper covers rock, well, here’s the deal:

Oregano covers everything.

I’ve been imagining that left to its own devices, oregano could cover every inch of our garden, then start growing around the house and up the walls—until the entire structure is encased in it, much like Sleeping Beauty’s castle was surrounded by thorns.

So I have had it with oregano!

This fall, I have vowed to try and get a handle on all this oregano. Starting with smothering it over the winter, then digging up the roots in the spring. I can only hope the oregano roots are weak and frail after being treated so badly. 

If you’re trying to get rid of excess oregano, show it no mercy…Otherwise, this never-say-die herb will completely take over!